Monday, August 4, 2008

Enclave Frisbee Invitational 2008

Ever wonder what happens when you put 5 guys, a lighted frisbee and a 10th floor balcony together at 1:00 AM?

The Format-
3 rounds.
1 throw per round.
The longest throw wins.

Now let's introduce the athletes...

Mike "Big Love" Hunter


Mike hails from Woods Cross and loves Asian girls.

Spencer Leland McKay


Spencer is from Payson. Spencer is currently writing a book, and making up his own language.

Paul Diehl


Paul is from the greater Seattle area. He also loves to eat my food... Seriously, your oreos and wheat thins are not safe around this guy.

Cody "Assistant to the Regional Manager" Fehlberg


Cody, of Orem, is best known for choking during the finals of every wrestling tournament his senior year. He's really good at getting 2nd place. side note- I had to use this picture of him laughing, because he's making an obscene gesture in the other one...

Yours truly


If this contest was based solely on rugged good looks, I would finish in at least the top 5.

Round 1 - Cody came out strong and put out his best toss of the evening. Paul and the rest had a pretty mediocre showing.

Round 2 - Kyle blows everyone away with his beautiful form, but an unfortunate gust of wind blows his frisbee left and he assumes the 2nd place position. Spencer has a nice toss that is good enough for 3rd place. Paul continues to suck.

Round 3 - Everyone has a meltdown. This is easily the worst round for all the contestants.

Results -
1- Cody
2- Kyle
3- Spencer
4- Mike
5- Paul

The funny thing is, Paul talked the most trash going into this.

Highlight of the evening- me scaring Mike as he got off the elevator




6 comments:

Cody said...

Kyle, you failed to mention that all three of my throws finished in the top 5. And yet, the best part wasn't that I won, and won convincingly. The best part was hearing Mr. Ultimate Frisbee...aka Paul Diehl...talk all his trash, then watching the zoobie lose, also convincingly. Haha!

Kimball said...

Nice scare job....but not nearly as effective as when I jumped out of the attic on NE Birchwood Terrace, and scared you into never sleeping in you bed again! :)

Miriam said...

1. I love you for this post.

2. You definitely are AT LEAST in the top five for rugged good looks.

3. I'm surprised you handled this activity so well...last time I saw you do anything half-way active, you were white as a ghost and passed out on the stage at the church...

Kaedi said...

Kyle, this is pretty funny. I mean, it isn't exactly "poop in the bathtub funny," but funny nonetheless. Well done.

Mocanoe said...

This post is inspirational! I love it! And I see I made the like family and NOT the family list! What the crap!?! This is NOT cool...

Stephanie said...

Kyle I would have to say I agree with yours and Monica's pact. I would love you in the Fam! There really is no rhyme or reason on how to get married in the church, just pick someone and do it and hope it works out in the end...right??? :) J/K You are hillarious though!